BETAMAXNOMATES
'All she can do is dial and yell...'20051222
HIGH-VISIBILITY IMBECILITY
What, with posterity, will be seen as great about 2005:
'My Humps', Batman Begins, Lunar Park, the return of Family Guy, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, James cunting Blunt, Daniel Powter, Akon, Esquire magazine, Keira Knightley, Joss Stone, Human After All, Chris Evans back on TV, Chris Morris back on TV, Chris Martin, Live8, Pope's funeral, Mossgate, Liam Lawlor underage transsexual Communist prostitute death ruse, Extras, Channel 4, Jude Law, Uggs, charity wristbands, Craig and Anthony, Dundrum 'Town Centre', 3 Mobile ads, Brew 39, (Beverage) with Lime!, Julie Burchill, Little Britain, 'Amarillo', Sienna Miller, boho-chic, Kaiser Chiefs, Eugene Levy, MTV comedy (MTV in general actually), Orlando Bloom, Brian and Glenda, Ed Byrne, Karl 'Im fat: that's the joke' Spain, Spain the country, fake porn like Hollyoaks: Let Loose, clicking fingers for poverty, Robbie Williams apparently apeing Morrissey, Hector, Eric Prydz and Uniting Nations, Capital magazine, Dara O' Briain's 'Irish-pubs-are-great-you-can-buy-alcohol-in-them-please-drink-responsibly' radio ads, iPod Nano, Lindsay Lohan Nano, skinny Peter Jackson, October's Vanity Fair with Paris Hilton on the cover and a special pull-out supplement on watches FFS, Kathryn Flett, Charlotte Church's continued vodka-and-snakebite-fuelled descent into pikey poptart oblivion, one (made-up) word: Diddy, X&Y, Napoleon Dynamite, The Life Aquatic, Christina Ricci in Cursed (why?), Teri Hatcher, Terri Schiavo, terrorist-chic, Franz fucking Ferdinand, Green Day somehow becoming the world's most popular band, My Chemical Romance (or Early Learning Centre Pumpkins), Jonathan Ross, Joey, Maxwell and Saskia, Carol Thatcher, Richard Whiteley dying, Eamonn Holmes doing serious news now (Eamonn Holmes!), Bershka/Bertoni/BT2/Bollocks, Bestie deathwatch, Ian Brown, Dan Brown, Nirvana/Jeff Buckley/2Pac still releasing albums, voting (pointless), voting in Iraq (even worse), Fool Around With My Girfriend/Fran Cosgrave/Heavy Machinery, Celebrity Wrestling, Celebrity anything, Jessica Biel, Judge Judy ('The cases... are REAL! The rulings... are FINAL! The people... are IDIOTS! The judge... is CRAZY!' Why is this shit still on?), those fucking Meteor ads, Stringfellows protesters, War Of The Worlds, Tom and Katie, Katie Melua brutalising 'Just Like Heaven', The Magic Numbers, Ross Noble, Red WKD, Eleanor Rigby (book, not the song), 'Ugly' (the new Sugababes song, but also ugly people and things in general), the Internet, people ranting etc.
This list is, of course, incomplete and subject to revision. Any suggestions post them comment-wise.
- Arrested Development - So that's what TV3 is for!
- Jamie Lidell - Like Jamiroquai only, y'know, not shit.
- Danger Mouse
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Robert Downey Jr.! And Val Kilmer! Together at last! In a movie! That's actually in cinemas!
- Geoff Dyer
- 'Hung Up' - 'I hate this song!' 'No, wait, I love this song!' 'No. No, I hate this song.' 'Actually no. No, I love this song.'
- Mysterious Skin
- The Electric Picnic - At last an Irish music festival that isn't blighted by the rotating roster of rot that is MundyFramesCasey.
- 'Don't Cha?' - Yes. Yes, I do.
- The Descent
- NIN!!!!!!!!!!11111
'My Humps', Batman Begins, Lunar Park, the return of Family Guy, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, James cunting Blunt, Daniel Powter, Akon, Esquire magazine, Keira Knightley, Joss Stone, Human After All, Chris Evans back on TV, Chris Morris back on TV, Chris Martin, Live8, Pope's funeral, Mossgate, Liam Lawlor underage transsexual Communist prostitute death ruse, Extras, Channel 4, Jude Law, Uggs, charity wristbands, Craig and Anthony, Dundrum 'Town Centre', 3 Mobile ads, Brew 39, (Beverage) with Lime!, Julie Burchill, Little Britain, 'Amarillo', Sienna Miller, boho-chic, Kaiser Chiefs, Eugene Levy, MTV comedy (MTV in general actually), Orlando Bloom, Brian and Glenda, Ed Byrne, Karl 'Im fat: that's the joke' Spain, Spain the country, fake porn like Hollyoaks: Let Loose, clicking fingers for poverty, Robbie Williams apparently apeing Morrissey, Hector, Eric Prydz and Uniting Nations, Capital magazine, Dara O' Briain's 'Irish-pubs-are-great-you-can-buy-alcohol-in-them-please-drink-responsibly' radio ads, iPod Nano, Lindsay Lohan Nano, skinny Peter Jackson, October's Vanity Fair with Paris Hilton on the cover and a special pull-out supplement on watches FFS, Kathryn Flett, Charlotte Church's continued vodka-and-snakebite-fuelled descent into pikey poptart oblivion, one (made-up) word: Diddy, X&Y, Napoleon Dynamite, The Life Aquatic, Christina Ricci in Cursed (why?), Teri Hatcher, Terri Schiavo, terrorist-chic, Franz fucking Ferdinand, Green Day somehow becoming the world's most popular band, My Chemical Romance (or Early Learning Centre Pumpkins), Jonathan Ross, Joey, Maxwell and Saskia, Carol Thatcher, Richard Whiteley dying, Eamonn Holmes doing serious news now (Eamonn Holmes!), Bershka/Bertoni/BT2/Bollocks, Bestie deathwatch, Ian Brown, Dan Brown, Nirvana/Jeff Buckley/2Pac still releasing albums, voting (pointless), voting in Iraq (even worse), Fool Around With My Girfriend/Fran Cosgrave/Heavy Machinery, Celebrity Wrestling, Celebrity anything, Jessica Biel, Judge Judy ('The cases... are REAL! The rulings... are FINAL! The people... are IDIOTS! The judge... is CRAZY!' Why is this shit still on?), those fucking Meteor ads, Stringfellows protesters, War Of The Worlds, Tom and Katie, Katie Melua brutalising 'Just Like Heaven', The Magic Numbers, Ross Noble, Red WKD, Eleanor Rigby (book, not the song), 'Ugly' (the new Sugababes song, but also ugly people and things in general), the Internet, people ranting etc.
This list is, of course, incomplete and subject to revision. Any suggestions post them comment-wise.
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Bestie death watch was definetly the lowest of the low points of the year. I don't know whats cooler Don't Cha the song or the fact it has its own Wikipedia article.
Hung Up, what the hell is that doing there, the corpse bride's mother sythesised death rattle!
Ger(could someone find my blog, left it here somewhere)
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Hung Up, what the hell is that doing there, the corpse bride's mother sythesised death rattle!
Ger(could someone find my blog, left it here somewhere)
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