BETAMAXNOMATES

This could only happen to me. Me, and 599 other people.
From the above article (link probably time-sensitive):

‘Dozens of families were clearing up storm debris tonight after a ‘mini-tornado’ damaged around 100 houses in the Irish Republic…. There were 80mph winds at Dublin Airport which caused two parked planes to collide…. The nose of one aircraft suddenly struck the body of the adjacent aircraft under its wing area.
Passengers had been due to embark on one plane and depart for New York via Shannon. Up to 600 transatlantic passengers were being accommodated in hotels overnight while Aer Lingus arranged alternative aircraft tomorrow’.

The real story is that the pilot of one of the planes was high on crack and was having sex with one of the cabin-boys at the time. Pass it on.

Normal service… is just so last year.