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'All she can do is dial and yell...'20041202
If I Don’t go Crazy, I’ll Lose my Mind
How text heavy this blog has become. Steeped in verbiage, prose stacked high. Where are the pictures of famous pretty people? Answer: here.
Well, not here. Further down, idiot.
Presenting:
Day Month Year: The Inert Motion Picture!
Here it is, Folks! The Non-Movie Non-Event of the Year: Bigger, Longer, Uncut, and Leaning Slightly to the Left.
This Summer follow your Cut-Rate, Non-Union Woody Allen-Lite Protagonist from the Screen to the, uh, Bigger Screen, reliving some of your Favourite Day Month Year Moments, including ‘The Day the Fire Alarm Went Off by Mistake', ‘Bathroom Incident with Carol from Accounts', and ‘Company Medical Exam (Triple X-Rated!)’- as well as 27% Brand New Adventures!
It’s a Classic Story of Fear and Loathing in the Modern Workplace: Boy meets Job, Boy hates Job, Boy meets Blog!
Bringing the Hate to You this Summer are:
The Author as Himself as… ‘Anonymous’
Jared Leto as… ‘The Woman He Loved’
Token Black Guy as ‘Token Black Guy’
…and Asia Argento as… ‘Siobhan Fahey’!
Critics are calling it ‘… watchable’, ‘[not] without entertainment’, and ‘unfunny and derivative’.
‘**½’
- Steve at AsianFisting.com
‘Day Month Year… is irredeemably, inexcusably… great...’
- Adam at HentaiRapetoons.com
Day Month Year:
Coming Soon to a Video Shop/Mail-Order Catalogue near you!
We need someone musical, someone who plays out their mental torment in the public arena, and someone nursing an increasingly out-of-control drug habit.
Has to be Pete Doherty or or a dragged-up Courtney Love, doesn't it?
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